CanadianWNT, Christine Sinclair, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis and
Jimmy Fallon are just about everything to me.
Canoeing and camping are my paradise.
  • i give people advice i can’t even take myself.

  • whiteteen:

    Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

    (via snlnbc)

  • peter-pans-booty-shorts:

    ohhowlucky:

    danteogodofsoup:

    killbenedictcumberbatch:

    standupcomedyblog:

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

    THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

    GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

    This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

    This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

    my dad and his friend used to do this growing up. 

    (Source: timetoputonashow, via snlnbc)

  • burnedoutbabe:

    littlemoongoddess:

    micdotcom:

    Seattle woman brings groper to justice with one tweet 

    Julia Marquand was shopping in downtown Seattle on Oct. 12 when a man began following her closely, then reached out and grabbed her butt.  

    Instead of ignoring it, however, Marquand took the issue into her own hands. Thinking quickly, she snapped pictures of her attacker on her phone and reported the incident to the police, she told KING 5 News. 

    The cops weren’t interested so she turned to social media | Follow micdotcom

    Hello asshole. Welcome to eternal branding on the internet.

    living in seattle it’s nice hearing about this! read the article!!!

    (via lotsoffiles)

  • @calvinklein Honoree Tina Fey and presenter Amy Poehler take their seats

    (Source: adumbscotts, via setherlymeyers)

  • vorfreudde:

    Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

    (via snlnbc)

  • "You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst,’ but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you."
  • "200 things you can put in my ask
    200: My crush’s name is:
    199: I was born in:
    198: I am really:
    197: My cellphone company is:
    196: My eye color is:
    195: My shoe size is:
    194: My ring size is:
    193: My height is:
    192: I am allergic to:
    191: My 1st car was:
    190: My 1st job was:
    189: Last book you read:
    188: My bed is:
    187: My pet:
    186: My best friend:
    185: My favorite shampoo is:
    184: Xbox or ps3:
    183: Piggy banks are:
    182: In my pockets:
    181: On my calendar:
    180: Marriage is:
    179: Spongebob can:
    178: My mom:
    177: The last three songs I bought were?
    176: Last YouTube video watched:
    175: How many cousins do you have?
    174: Do you have any siblings?
    173: Are your parents divorced?
    172: Are you taller than your mom?
    171: Do you play an instrument?
    170: What did you do yesterday?
    [ I Believe In ]
    169: Love at first sight:
    168: Luck:
    167: Fate:
    166: Yourself:
    165: Aliens:
    164: Heaven:
    163: Hell:
    162: God:
    161: Horoscopes:
    160: Soul mates:
    159: Ghosts:
    158: Gay Marriage:
    157: War:
    156: Orbs:
    155: Magic:
    [ This or That ]
    154: Hugs or Kisses:
    153: Drunk or High:
    152: Phone or Online:
    151: Red heads or Black haired:
    150: Blondes or Brunettes:
    149: Hot or cold:
    148: Summer or winter:
    147: Autumn or Spring:
    146: Chocolate or vanilla:
    145: Night or Day:
    144: Oranges or Apples:
    143: Curly or Straight hair:
    142: McDonalds or Burger King:
    141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
    140: Mac or PC:
    139: Flip flops or high heals:
    138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
    137: Coke or Pepsi:
    136: Hillary or Obama:
    135: Burried or cremated:
    134: Singing or Dancing:
    133: Coach or Chanel:
    132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
    131: Small town or Big city:
    130: Wal-Mart or Target:
    129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
    128: Manicure or Pedicure:
    127: East Coast or West Coast:
    126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
    125: Chocolate or Flowers:
    124: Disney or Six Flags:
    123: Yankees or Red Sox:
    [ Here’s What I Think About ]
    122: War:
    121: George Bush:
    120: Gay Marriage:
    119: The presidential election:
    118: Abortion:
    117: MySpace:
    116: Reality TV:
    115: Parents:
    114: Back stabbers:
    113: Ebay:
    112: Facebook:
    111: Work:
    110: My Neighbors:
    109: Gas Prices:
    108: Designer Clothes:
    107: College:
    106: Sports:
    105: My family:
    104: The future:
    [ Last time I ]
    103: Hugged someone:
    102: Last time you ate:
    101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:
    100: Cried in front of someone:
    99: Went to a movie theater:
    98: Took a vacation:
    97: Swam in a pool:
    96: Changed a diaper:
    95: Got my nails done:
    94: Went to a wedding:
    93: Broke a bone:
    92: Got a peircing:
    91: Broke the law:
    90: Texted: hour ago
    [ MISC ]
    89: Who makes you laugh the most:
    88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
    87: The last movie I saw:
    86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:
    85: The thing im not looking forward to:
    84: People call me:
    83: The most difficult thing to do is:
    82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
    81: My zodiac sign is:
    80: The first person i talked to today was:
    79: First time you had a crush:
    78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:
    77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
    76: Right now I am talking to:
    75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
    74: I have/will get a job:
    73: Tomorrow:
    72: Today:
    71: Next Summer:
    70: Next Weekend:
    69: I have these pets:
    68: The worst sound in the world:
    67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
    66: People that make you happy:
    65: Last time I cried:
    64: My friends are:
    63: My computer is:
    62: My School:
    61: My Car:
    60: I lose all respect for people who:
    59: The movie I cried at was:
    58: Your hair color is:
    57: TV shows you watch:
    56: Favorite web site:
    55: Your dream vacation:
    54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
    53: How do you like your steak cooked:
    52: My room is:
    51: My favorite celebrity is:
    50: Where would you like to be:
    49: Do you want children:
    48: Ever been in love:
    47: Who’s your best friend:
    46: More guy friends or girl friends:
    45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
    44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
    43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
    42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
    41: Have you pre-named your children:
    40: Last person I got mad at:
    39: I would like to move to:
    38: I wish I was a professional:
    [ My Favorites ]
    37: Candy:
    36: Vehicle:
    35: President:
    34: State visited:
    33: Cellphone provider:
    32: Athlete:
    31: Actor:
    30: Actress:
    29: Singer:
    28: Band:
    27: Clothing store:
    26: Grocery store:
    25: TV show:
    24: Movie:
    23: Website:
    22: Animal:
    21: Theme park:
    20: Holiday:
    19: Sport to watch:
    18: Sport to play:
    17: Magazine:
    16: Book:
    15: Day of the week:
    14: Beach:
    13: Concert attended:
    12: Thing to cook:
    11: Food:
    10: Restaurant:
    9: Radio station:
    8: Yankee candle scent:
    7: Perfume:
    6: Flower:
    5: Color:
    4: Talk show host:
    3: Comedian:
    2: Dog breed:
    1: did you answer all these truthfully ?
    YES YES YES?!?! ANY OF THEM!?!?!? ALL OF THEM!?!???!?!
    PLSS"
  • competeagainstthefear:

    tanc tuesday is just around the corner…

    its creeping up on us…

    its right there, you cant miss it.

    TANC TUESDAY.

  • ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

    lizthefangirl:

    xibalbadance:

    Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

    i have searched

    for this gifset

    for all eternity

    this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

    (Source: ladybrevity, via the-wrong-place)

  • jojje94:

    heartlessmushroom:

    blackrosekz13whovian:

    apsarcasm:

    sherlocksmyth:

    Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

    Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

    Thanks man

    I’m not in school anymore, but here.

    (Source: amandaonwriting, via shivoldemort)

  • Follow @nicole8skinner